Update? Oh no, we don't use that word here. 7.27.10
I feel bad that I haven't done this in a while. My once favorite child is now turning into a neglected jerk that makes fun of the other kids at school (because none of the other kids want to hang out with him). If you're wondering at all why this has been so slow over the past two months, well, I started doing stand up comedy and that makes you forget about things that are important. But don't fret, this is back for good.

Also, today's comic is titled Don't Go There, Girlfriend. I couldn't tell you why.